@17 hours ago with 1327 notes
George has been asking the real questions.

George has been asking the real questions.

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@2 days ago with 584 notes
theparisreview:

Richard Prince, from “None” (detail).

theparisreview:

Richard Prince, from “None” (detail).

@1 week ago with 307 notes

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@2 weeks ago with 2320 notes

biomorphosis:

Six mouth to feed.

@2 weeks ago with 4709 notes

spoopdogg:

seventoinfinity:

discuntinq:

Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass

Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve. 

did you major in booty math

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@2 weeks ago with 520029 notes

askinnyblackman:

first day of school more like “are there any hot people in my classes”

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@1 day ago with 272822 notes

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@1 week ago with 298 notes

spannish lessions w/ milo

ka-ka-ka-kanaya:

"i want a blowjob"

quiero una biblia

"call a prostitute"

llama a la monja

"where is the strip club"

donde esta la iglesia

"i want to get laid"

quiero leer la palabra de dios

(Source: zojjaboy, via nangmoonmoua)

@2 weeks ago with 111674 notes

alvxandra:

if you can’t handle me at my
image

then you don’t deserve me at my
image

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@2 weeks ago with 77745 notes
biomorphosis:

Harvest mice are Europe’s smallest rodents. It is easily identified with its blunt nose, short, rounded hairy ears and golden-brown fur. It posses a remarkable prehensile tail, which is used as a fifth limb that aids climbing through the tall, dense vegetation of their meadow, hedgerow and crop field homes.
 

biomorphosis:

Harvest mice are Europe’s smallest rodents. It is easily identified with its blunt nose, short, rounded hairy ears and golden-brown fur. It posses a remarkable prehensile tail, which is used as a fifth limb that aids climbing through the tall, dense vegetation of their meadow, hedgerow and crop field homes.

 

@2 weeks ago with 4074 notes

"Do you ever wish you had a second chance to meet someone for the first time?"

Unknown (via stevenbong)

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@2 weeks ago with 167208 notes